Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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