Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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