Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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