Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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