Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris killed that man.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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