Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
I before E except after Chuck.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
He opens the door then turns the handle.