Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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