Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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