Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid