Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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She's crying
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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