Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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