Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.