Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.