The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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