The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.