The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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