The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.