The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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