The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."