The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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