The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.