The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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