The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.