The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.