The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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