Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.