Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.