Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.