Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.