Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris