Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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