Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.