Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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