Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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