Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.