Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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