Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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