Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.