Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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