Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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