Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.