Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.