Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.