Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.