Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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