Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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