Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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