Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.