Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.