Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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