“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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