Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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