Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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