Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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