Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".