Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
I before E except after Chuck.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.