Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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