Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.