Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.