Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.