Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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