Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.