Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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