Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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