Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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