Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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