Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.