Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.