Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"