Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.