Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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