Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.