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For smoking in bed.
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
What is the longest organ in a sheep's body?
A New Zealander's cock!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods...
Cats have never forgotten this.
Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs...
You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God!
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
I got rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic.My husband said it was him or the cat...
I miss him sometimes.
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
How come sharks don’t attack lawyers?
From professional courtesy.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?
A: A receding hare line.