Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris