Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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