Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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