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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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