Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.