Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.