Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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