Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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