Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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