Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.