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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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