Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.