Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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