Joke #6102

Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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