Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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