Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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