Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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