Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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