Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.