Joke #6102

Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Vote:
has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Vote:
has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Vote:
has 67.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Vote:
has 84.92 % from 447 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Vote:
has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Vote:
has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science