Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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