The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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