The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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