The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.