The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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