The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.