The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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