The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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