The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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