Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris can break air.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself