Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.