Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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