Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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