Joke #6003

Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Vote:
has 70.23 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Vote:
has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Vote:
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Vote:
has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Vote:
has 53.82 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Vote:
has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Vote:
has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Vote:
has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Vote:
has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris