Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Except Chuck Norris.
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