Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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