Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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