Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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