Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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