When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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