When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.