When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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