When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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