When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.