When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
Vote:
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Vote:
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Vote:
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
Vote:
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
Vote:
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Vote:
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Vote:
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Vote: