When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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