When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.