When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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