When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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