When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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