When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.