Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.