Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!