Joke #9635

Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 63.91 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Vote:
has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Vote:
has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Vote:
has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Vote:
has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Vote:
has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris