Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.