If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."
The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks."
"No. Those are deer tracks."
They keep arguing, and arguing, about half hour later they were both killed by a train.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly.
So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.
As horses say to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino!
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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