Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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