Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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