Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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