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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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