Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one