Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.