Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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