Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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