Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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