Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...