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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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