Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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