Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.