Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.