Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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