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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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