Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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