Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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