Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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