Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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