Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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