Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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