Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.