Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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