Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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