Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.