Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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