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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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