Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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