Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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