Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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