Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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