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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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