Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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