Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.