Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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