Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook