Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.