Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.