Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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