Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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