Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.