Joke #9753

Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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