Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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