Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.