Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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