Joke #9753

Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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