Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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