Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.