Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.