When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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