When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.