When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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It's now called Shakey's.
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Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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