When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.