When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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