When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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They have footprints.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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