When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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