Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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