Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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With his bare hands.
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If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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