Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.