Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.