Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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