Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.