Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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