Joke #10792

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Vote:
has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Vote:
has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Vote:
has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Vote:
has 72.45 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Vote:
has 84.46 % from 810 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Vote:
has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, time
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Vote:
has 75.43 % from 443 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Vote:
has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Vote:
has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex