The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.