The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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