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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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