The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.