The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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