The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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