The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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