The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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