The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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