Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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