Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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