Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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