Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.