Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.