Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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