Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.