Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.