Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Vote:
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
Vote:
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
Vote:
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Vote:
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Vote:
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Vote:
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Vote:
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
Vote:
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Vote: