Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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