Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.