Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.