Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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