Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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