Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.