Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage