Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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