Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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