Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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