Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.