Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.