Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Vote:
Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Vote:
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Vote:
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Vote:
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Vote:
Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Vote:
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Vote:
