Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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