Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.