Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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