Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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