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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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