Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.