Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.