Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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