No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.