No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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