No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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