No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.