No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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