No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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