No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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