No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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