No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.