Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.