Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.