Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.