Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.