Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.