Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.