Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.