Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.