The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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