The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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