The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Vote:
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Vote:
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Vote:
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Vote:
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Vote:
Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Vote:
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Vote:
