The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.