The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.