The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.