The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.