The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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