The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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