The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.