The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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