Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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