Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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