Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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