Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.