Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.