Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough