Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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