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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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