Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.