Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.