Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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