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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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