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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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