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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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