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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.