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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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