Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.