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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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