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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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