Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.