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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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At Night.
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The Wild lost.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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