Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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