Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Vote:
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Vote:
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Vote:
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Vote:
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Vote:
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Vote:
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Vote:
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Vote: