Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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