Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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