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"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
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When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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