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There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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