Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Vote:
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Vote:
The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Vote:
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Vote:
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Vote:
