Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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