Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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