Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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