Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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