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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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