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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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