Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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