Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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