Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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