Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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