One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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