One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.