One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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