One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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