One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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