One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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