One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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