One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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