One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.