One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.