One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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