One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!