One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.