Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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