Joke #1850

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.

Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".

Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.

If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.

Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.

Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.

Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"

Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris froze hell.