Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.