Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.