Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.