Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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