Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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