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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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