Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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