Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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