Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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