Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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