Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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