Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Twice.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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