Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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