Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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