Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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