Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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