Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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