Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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