Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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