Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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