Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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