Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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