Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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