Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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