Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.