Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.