Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.