Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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