Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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