Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.