Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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