Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.