Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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