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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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