Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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The weights do.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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