When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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