When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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