When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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