When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.