When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.