When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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