When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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