When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.