Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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