Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
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Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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