Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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