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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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