Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.