Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.