Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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