Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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