Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.