Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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