Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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The Priests confess his sins.
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The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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