Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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