Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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