Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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