Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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