Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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