Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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