Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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