Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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