Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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