Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.