Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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