Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.