Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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