Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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