Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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