Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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