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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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