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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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