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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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