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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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