Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.