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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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