Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.