Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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