Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.