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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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