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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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