Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!